
Used Bombflavor on my brother's car while he was in the petrol station shop. He drove the whole way home with his head out the window like a dog. Three days later it was still in there. He has stopped finding it funny; I have not.
field report â parked car, 6:40pm
He is sitting in the driver's seat with the engine off. He takes the can out of the door pocket, checks the mirror once, and says, to nobody, ok ok ok, here she comes. Two presses around the cabin. Can goes back in the pocket. Hands return to ten and two.
She opens the passenger door, sits down, and stops mid-sentence. The window goes down within about a second and a half. She is gagging. She turns to him and tells him, with total sincerity, that she wants to break up.
He does not look over. He does not blink. He says, "mission complete." Because it was. That was the objective. That was always the objective.
one press. immediate consequences.
This is not a scented mist. It is a concentrated novelty aerosol, and the gap between "nothing" and "everyone in the room has turned around" is roughly one second. Most people press it twice on their first attempt. Almost nobody presses it twice on their second.
Start with one short press from a distance. You can always add. You very much cannot subtract. Plan the exit before the deployment, not after â every single person who has regretted this product regretted it because they were still standing in the room.
equipment specification
What arrives is a small black pump-spray can, 30ml / 1.06oz, about the size of a travel deodorant. It fits in a jacket pocket, a glovebox, or a bag without announcing itself. The pump is a simple trigger â no propellant blast, just a direct concentrated spray.
Three scents, and they are all unpleasant in slightly different directions. Bombflavor is the sharp chemical one. hell is the sulphur one, the boiled-egg register. Classic is the straightforward one that needs no further description and does exactly what the category promises.
Buy one can for a single operation, or the 3-pack at $10.00 a can if you would like all three scents, or two spares, or the ability to make this someone else's problem as a gift.
read this part properly
This is a concentrated novelty aerosol. It is a joke product, but the contents are real and the following is not padding â it is the actual operating limit of the thing.
Ventilate the area. Open a window or a door before you spray, and make sure the space clears afterwards. Never spray it directly at anyone's face, at their eyes, or at close range â not as part of the joke, not ever.
Do not use it around anyone with asthma or any respiratory condition. A strong irritant smell is genuinely unsafe for them, and a prank is not worth an attack. Do not use it in a sealed space someone cannot leave â a locked room, a car with the windows shut and the doors held, a lift. The person on the receiving end must always be able to walk out.
Keep it away from children and pets. Store it somewhere they cannot reach it. Pets have far more sensitive noses than you do and cannot leave a room on their own.
And the honest commercial warning: the smell lingers, and it can be very hard to get out of fabric. Soft furnishings, carpet, clothing and car interiors can hold it for days. Several of our customers have shampooed a car seat. Do not deploy this anywhere you are not fully prepared to clean, or on anything you cannot afford to have smelling like this next week.

Used Bombflavor on my brother's car while he was in the petrol station shop. He drove the whole way home with his head out the window like a dog. Three days later it was still in there. He has stopped finding it funny; I have not.

One press of Classic under my colleague's desk chair at 8:50am. By 9:15 facilities had been called and a man with a clipboard was checking the drains. Nobody suspected the quiet one in accounts. I have said nothing and I will say nothing.

Being completely honest â this is far stronger than I expected and I would not use it indoors again. I did two presses in my flat's hallway thinking it would be a laugh and I ended up sitting on the front step for forty minutes with every window open. Works brilliantly. Outdoors only from now on. Docking half a star purely for my own bad judgment.

Got my husband in the passenger seat and genuinely had to shampoo the car seat afterwards. Twice. The fabric held onto it for about four days. Absolutely my own fault, the listing does warn you, but consider this a second warning from someone with a wet vac.

The hell scent is a completely different animal to the other two â it is sulphur, like a boiled egg that has gone very wrong. Sprayed my flatmate's gaming chair before his stream and he spent eleven minutes on camera blaming his own radiator.

Can is smaller than I pictured, genuinely pocket sized, and the pump is stronger than the size suggests. One press is plenty â I learned that by doing three. Great product, just go in lighter than you think you need to.

Bought the 3-pack for a stag weekend so we had one per car. Worth every penny at ten pounds a can. We did it in a car park with the doors open, which in hindsight is the only sensible way to do it.

Two presses of Classic into my brother's gym bag on a Friday. He took it to training on the Monday and was asked to leave it in the corridor. It lingered in that bag for over a week and he ended up binning the whole thing.

Sprayed Bombflavor in the downstairs bathroom before my sister's boyfriend came over. Two full days it hung around. He apologised to my mother. Unprompted. He still thinks it was him and I have made peace with never telling him.

The entire trick is not laughing. I got my girlfriend in the car with hell, kept both hands on the wheel and stared straight ahead while she wound the window down and called me a psychopath. Never broke. She has forgiven me. Mostly.